“Why do the most sensitive girls go for the most aggressive and violent guys?” teenage Robert wondered while drawing sketches that all the girls loved. And while he got on well with girls, sharing the same tastes and sensitivity, they chose the alpha males over him every time. Puberty was hell for Crumb, a high school misfit, more interested in the arts than getting into fights and playing sports. One of his books is aptly titled, My Troubles With Women. “All I do is think about sex and collecting old records,” he confides in Uncle Bob’s Mid-Life Crisis. He’s crazy about women with big butts and large calves and he likes to see them in the craziest situations. Robert Crumb is said to be a pervert (that’s why some readers love him).